netscapeshawty:

they never had a chance



kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image




hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.


iamokaybymyself:

a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a bisexual actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick

Queerception


DEAR SIMS PLAYERS! I AM HERE WITH AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! →

catsdogslesbiansandbeyonce:

moopymips:

So the Youtube Simmer nik0lekagames made a video which is how i know about this but..

YOU CAN OFFICIALLY GET THE SIMS 2 AND ALL THE EXPANSION PACKS AND STUFF PACKS FOR FREE!!!


1. Start by downloading and installing Origin. If you already have Origin you can skip to step 3.
2. Not an Origin…

YASSS


boobslyn:

I love seeing other lesbians in public like hello yes I am of your kind



grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker